'weird music adventure' he says
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nervoushiccup:

I feel like I, and many other tumblr users, are pretty much experiment 625 from Lilo and Stitch

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he literally has all of the same powers as stitch

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He had potential to do something great. He saw what Stitch and all the other experiments were doing, but he was just like

hey

you know what sounds good

a sandwich

tonystarks:

escalators are better than elevators because when escalators break they turn into stairs but when elevators break they turn into vertical coffins

juniorbizarre:

how did i forget about this i’m crying

gaimez:

One time this girl really hated me and wanted to ruin my reputation or something so one day i was talking to a boy and she came up and really obnoxiously said “you know she has a crush on you right?” and he was like “man i hope so or else this is gonna get really awkward”

She fuckin told my boyfriend that i liked him

asian:

me: I got shot 4 times

school nurse: lmao just put ice on it

fffcuk:

bettywhite4ever:

fffcuk:

it snew today

i think i just busted vein from laughing so hard what the hell is snew an actual word

the post that ruined my life

thetallesthobbit:

motherfucking-breadcrumbs:

snowyspeight:

tombesouslecharme:

kabutocub:

Flawless Responses to a Wrong Number Text

I

nice cat

the quartet though

The last two are beautiful